Sabtu, 4 Ogos 2012

Janji Dicapati?!! Fitnah Fuckatan apabila GAGAL menunaikan JANJI!



Berderai-derai puak-puak fuckatan apabila mereka mendapat bahan ini. Kalau tidak fitnah satu hari, memang mereka boleh kena sawan.

Janji Dicapati Twitter message goes viral

August 2, 2012
          
Posted by one known as 'Dato Seri Samy Vellu', the message was an instant hit among Twitter users, gaining over 1,500 followers overnight.



PETALING JAYA: A Twitter message by someone going by the name “Dato Seri Samy Vellu” is going viral over the social networking site.

In his Twitter message posted under the account @DsamyVellu yesterday, “Dato Seri Samy Vellu” said “wife complaints I never do any work so I promised to cook dinner. She was surprised when I cooked capati and kept my promise. Janji Dicapati.”

The rib-tickling message received a huge response and “Dato Seri Samy Vellu” received over 1,500 followers overnight.

Two hours after the tweet message was posted, fellow Twitter netizen Michael Xavier Voon said, “Hey @DsamyVellu, loved your capati comment…looking forward to more and right on to stage with MACC (Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians).

An hour later, one who goes by the name Candysabella Edward said “whoever is behind @DsamyVellu, even if he himself tweeting, salute. Keep on giving crack and u’ll get your menteri job back, perhaps. Hahaha.”

The overwhelming response from his “Janji Dicapati” message even surprised “Dato Seri Samy Vellu” when he responded today by saying, “aiyo! 1,500 + followers dalam satu hari? All because I cooked capati for my wife. Free capati for all of you! (Bila saya jadi balik menteri).

The message is seen as poking fun at the controversial Merdeka Day theme for this year, Janji Ditepati.

When contacted, former minister and ex-MIC president S Samy Vellu’s aide E Sivabalan said that the former does not own a Twitter account.

Samy Vellu became MIC president in 1979 and became one of the longest serving Cabinet minister in the country.

He lost his ministership in 2008 when he was defeated during the 2008 election. Subsequently, he relinquished his party presidency in 2010 to make way for his deputy G Palanivel.


Bila dipersoalkan tindakan mereka menyebarkan fitnah di bulan yang mulia ini, mereka memperlekehkan kita kembali. Mereka jawab, "Alah, benda lawak pun nak dikatanya FITNAH".

Itulah fuckatan. Fitnah dan adu domba umpama makan harian mereka. Mereka bersorak gembira apabila satu akaun palsu DS S Samy Vellu dikatakan memperlekehkan slogan "Janji Ditepati".

Apa masalahnya dengan slogan JANJI DITEPATI ini?!! Bagaikan satu benda yang boleh mendatangkan alahan berbahaya kepada puak-puak fuckatan apabila slogan ini disebut-sebut. Apakah kerana mereka ternyata GAGAL dalam melunaskan JANJI-JANJI mereka sebelum ini?!!




Itu baru satu negeri. Belum cerita bab Penang, Kelantan dan Kedah lagi.

Walau apa sekalipun, apa yang PM kita dan BN janjikan, semuanya sudah atau sedang ditunaikan. Malahan rakyat kini semakin manja dengan pelbagai tuntutan baru kerana mereka begitu yakin yang BN akan berusaha untuk memenuhinya.

Kami ingat Kerajaan seperti di bawah DS Najib ini tidak akan kita jumpa lagi selepas ini.

Sebab itulah mereka begitu meroyan apabila mendengar slogan JANJI DITEPATI itu. Kerana mereka tahu yang mereka telah FAIL BIG TIME! Sekarang ini datang pula janji-janji baru. Kalau pembaca semua hendak tahu, di bawah inilah baru kita katakan JANJI DICAPATI!





3 comments:

Tanpa Nama berkata... 4 Ogos 2012 10:38 PG

FUCKATAN...JANJI DILIWATI

Tanpa Nama berkata... 4 Ogos 2012 11:06 PG

PR..JANJI DILONGKANGI, RAKYAT DIKENCINGI..

Tanpa Nama berkata... 5 Ogos 2012 9:52 PG

PAS Kelantan, Janji DiBATU ASASi...

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